My dream is to deposit a drunk, passed-out Russia on Belarus's doorstep in the middle of the night with a note pinned to him saying "MARRY ME?" and then ring the doorbell and run away.

I am bored.
I am completely and utterly without a thing to do. I've checked Facebok and Deviantart, read through my latest TeenInk, and none of my Hetalia episodes are really calling me. I need a new website or something. I wish I had the means to do something productive, but I suppose I'll have to settle for something else.

Ivan.......is the kind of child who doesn't know the difference between throwing a rock at a cat and setting it on fire.