Friday, May 16, 2014

"Yue hui fei" (Fish can fly)
"Niao hui you yong" (Birds can swim)
"Are you all donkeys?"
"I am a horse."
*points at Jack* "You are a turtle."

                                         --My dear Chinese teacher after a fire drill.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

I realize now how attached I've become. I just saw a picture of Latvia crying and holding a very sharp knife and I just...my heart...I had to scroll away before I started crying...

Monday, May 5, 2014

I love this picture though because it's like. He's just. His face is like.
"MR. PUFFIN."
"HAD BABIES."
"WHAT DO I DO."
"BIG BROTHER."
"HELP ME WHAT DO I DO NOW."
"DO I TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL NOW OR."
"BIG BROTHER HELP ME."

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Last night I dreamed that Hungary collapsed unconscious in the middle of some gathering. Everyone was standing around her trying to figure out what happened. They said she didn't have a fever but she looked like she did. She was sweating. Someone suggested a problem with her back, but I said, "She's so young, she's too young." She looked so vulnerable lying there...All my instincts were screaming at me what to do but dream paralysis had me just sit there until the scene changed. I can't forget how het face looked though.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Russia, I hate you so much, if hate were people, I'd be China.